Dr Evil
Dr Evil
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| Points: | 7.607 |
| Rank: | 164 |
| Opponents defeated: |
168.957 (164.)
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| Tribe: |
DOOMED
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| Villages (4) |
Coordinates |
Points |
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474|576 |
2.405 |
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475|573 |
1.761 |
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466|611 |
1.267 |
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473|579 |
2.174 |
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Personal text
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Very well. Where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark.
Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard, really.
At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it. |
Combat achievements
Leader (Bronze - Level 2)
Defeat a total of 100.000 enemy units.
Plunderer (Bronze - Level 2)
Plunder resources from other villages 100 times.
Robber (Bronze - Level 2)
Loot a total of 10.000 resources.
Self-attack (Bronze - Level 2)
Attack yourself and lose more than 100 units in one battle.
Conquest (Wood - Level 1)
Conquer a total of 5 villages.
Death of a hero (Wood - Level 1)
While supporting other villages, lose 1.000 of your units.
Demolisher (Wood - Level 1)
Destroy 25 building levels using catapults.
Nobles Faith (Wood - Level 1)
Defeat a nobleman in battle.
Reliable Commander (Wood - Level 1)
Support other players 50 times in battles.
Wallbreaker (Wood - Level 1)
Destroy 25 Wall levels using your rams.
Social achievements
Brothers in Arms (Bronze - Level 2)
Be a member of the same tribe for 60 consecutive days.
Beloved Friend (Wood - Level 1)
Make a total of 5 friendships.
Growth achievements
Recruitment Drive (Silver - Level 3)
Recruit a total of 50.000 units!
Architect (Bronze - Level 2)
Build a total of 150 building levels!
Continent scorer (Bronze - Level 2)
Make it into the top 30 of a continent!
Gatherer (Bronze - Level 2)
Scavenge a total of 10.000 resources.
Score champion (Bronze - Level 2)
Climb the rankings tables and reach 5.000 points.
Market Guru (Wood - Level 1)
Trade resources using the market 10 times.
Top scorer (Wood - Level 1)
Make it into the top 1.000 in the world.
Achievements on other worlds
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